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Monday 21 November 2011
Now what to say. Circle Line opened already :). for like 1 year now. I'm really outdated. So here's a quick recap on the last Year~!
January.
DUM DUM DUM. new class. old class gay, new class worse. some retards got posted to same class. Mipoe not happy. Mipoe complain to Larger Retard, but Larger Retard no go in true Retard Fashion. Why does Mipoe bother.
On the other hand, many Smaller Retards feared entering said class with me, for I now have 3 eyes. I am in 3I. Therefore Smaller Retards fled. No more small pollutants.
February
NYEEEEAAAAAOOOOOW.... Mipoe owned both GTA IV and CoD MW2 in the same month. Business as usual. Failed Maths. As per normal. And Third Eye treated to first Wushu performance. Needed treatment.
Head Retard teaching maths looks weird. He talks at us. Nobody listens. and that is why nobody is perfect. only he listens. but i are Mipoe, therefore have no need for perfection.
MARRRRCH
We Marched. Nah, THEY marched on Mipoe's orders. Mipoe important. Mipoe went for 1 week Holiday! Mipoe happy. So Mipoe had PIE. Mipoe likes PIE.
Mipoe Failed Maths again. Mipoe no care.
April
Mipoe Sad. no moar break. no moar holiday. at least there's saturday and sunday! and sonday, and suesday, and sednesday, shursday, and sriday! YAY! now whole week holiday. Mipoe still fighting for 3 day school week. Larger Retards no listen. Again. Retards.
MAY
May! May I go holiday? NO. Larger Retards say NO.
All they say is NO. NO. NO.
All Retards. Failed Art and Maths. Mipoe No care.
June
HOLIDAY! MIPOE HAPPY. SEE? MIPOE TYPE ALL CAPS! MIPOE REALLY HAPPY.
July.
No happy. Holiday over.
Have to see Larger Retards again.
August.
MIPOE BIRTHDAYYYY. Mipoe like birthday. Mipoe have cake! THE CAKE IS A PIE. Mipoe Like Pie. Mipoe have facebook group! Mipoe Banned... Mipoe no like facebook.
September
HOLIDAY AGAIN. but Large Retard takes 3 days for extra Retardation. Maths Retardation. Mipoe no like Large Retard.
October.
NEAR HOLIDAYS.
New Largest Retard In History Of Retards (LRIHOR) Designated. Who? Large Retard who Retarded me for trying to help it. This Large Retard is officially no longer human. It is now a tolerable subhuman who has learnt to integrate into Retardedness and not make Retard in house. Now put it in cage with no window and metal door. METAL DOOR I SAY. and put pie outside cage and not feed LRIHOR. Mipoe no like LRIHOR. Another Retard designated as Head Dress Wearing Retard. Take Rubik cube from Mipoe, Mipoe take Hair from HDWR. HDWR now bald. and roasted to perfection. but still alive. Mipoe not inhumane. Mipoe just no like Retards.
November.
EET EES NAO. but nao holiday boring. but Mipoe like. better than school. HAHA. Take that, you Wushu practising, ISS eating, OM listening Retardation inflicting Retards! Especially you, LRIHOR and you, HDWR. Mipoe keeping eyes one you. Mipoe have three.
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Thursday 28 January 2010
Apparently the only MRT line in Singapore that goes in a circle. Mipoe's verdict? PIE.
A circle line. An interesting development in the transport system of Singapore. This development may be for good and for bad. Let's list them.
GOOD.
- faster commute (waiting time still the same, just that you take a short cut)
- Less congestion. (maybe not.)
- SMRT gets paid more.
- WE pay more.
- Some people view this as a useless waste of taxpayer's money.
- STILL NOT HELPING!
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Wednesday 27 January 2010
I know. this mipoe mipitu thing sounds childish, but well, that's how I am.
I like pie.
this first paragraph is for me to be seiously random. this will not appear in any printed form, sorry.
PIE PIE PIE.
and ah. this one paragraph is nearly-PIE- over. I still like pie.
Okay. on to the school project. "a moment spent alone doing something you enjoyed".
Here, face facts. I'm not exactly normal. my hobbies include reading wikipedia for fun and finishing the current world book series. no, seriously. For today's topic, I'll pick the weirdest yet. Total and blatant daylight daydreaming.
No, I'm not joking. At all.
Daydreaming is my form of relaxation. No joking. No joke. No dice. And even though I have some weird friends - Donald Trump(et) for one.- this is a hobby, I repeat HOBBY that I don't think any one else shares. I don't actually know why. really. but for me, I like the sensation of literally being in absolute control. The world may be your oyster, but I can make worlds in my head.
There are times when I daydream and then it leads to immediate sleep. NOT GOOD. You control the scope and depth of the daydream but you can't control how fast the dream is moving in relation to the world. I think "fast" the dream goes in fast forward. but I still spend the same time sitting down there looking like a complete and absolute mental patient.
I use this as a form of escape. In real life I run. In the daydream, I pull out a rocket launcher and BOOM. Or I load up with chargepacks. It's the beauty of it. You control everything you want, and you can do whatever you please. THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR ANY FORM OF AHEM-AHEM. There's no physical stimulation. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. so try it. one day, you might just find yourself next to me in the IMH.
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Monday 25 January 2010
I spent the whole day reading. and reading. and reading. and then I facebooked. but that was after I literally *facebook* ed. aka, fell asleep when reading. The book I was reading? DUM DUM DUM... Obama's Dreams From My Father. I'll be reviewing this book today.(partly because I have nothing else to blog about and there are only 4 days left to submission)
This book, I'd recommend to many people. Many an insightful quote peppers this book, and the book is beautifully written as it is unabashedly honest in its accounts. His tale of childhood in Kansas, Jakarta and Hawaii tells us a touching story of a boy who grew up without ever knowing his father well. All he has ever known of his father in childhood was through stories, photographs and a brief and fleeting meeting.
The book revolves around the author (Obama) on his journey to greatness, before he was the American President as we know him today. He was, is, a great writer, a fearless politician and a man of divided inheritance, born to a black father and a white mother, he recounts his emotional odessey of a life in this book. Of 5 stars, I give this a 4.5.
Apparently, I am not the first to praise the book!
Said Oona King
Whatever else people expect from a politician, it's not usually a beautifullywritten personal memoir steeped in honesty. Barack Obama has produced one.and said Robert McCrum
A remarkable story, beautifully told.
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Thursday 21 January 2010
Okay, the title being a vague reference to LEROY, I decide to post about the Americans coming. (this is the MIPOE calling the White House) Anyway, due to some discrepancy and nearly-no-communication between the guests and the students, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE. I mean, nobody could answer the question " what's the guy's name?" and the teacher refused to tell me, either because he was all out on the guests or all out ignoring me. Us. All of us. (yeah, just not the guest, the SENATOR.) and so we have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHICH SENATOR VISITED. MIPOEs STILL don't have ANY power over people in suits. especially people that will or have talked to LEROY (jenkins).
So I got photographed at every turn of head. (look left kena, look right kena, look UP also kena.) I do my work kena photo from behind.
People come and go,
asking questions, wanting to know,
I think that this is cool you know,
just for once go with the flow.
I really don't have to row,
the peoples are working, I am in tow,
Just answer all that they can throw.
I got questions hurled at me, hard and fast. Then there was the incident of a too-disciplined teacher, (or was it because I totally lack it?) Declaring rank (teacher or something), Country (FULL NAME, my gosh "from the United States of America") and without pausing proceeded to bomb me with questions. And she agrees to everything I say. (ALL RIGHT!)
So then the Koreans are coming. (JTH, we have a problem) I'm looking forward to it though, even with the problems with communication that might happen (mayday, mayday), and I sure hope that I can survive this year. Aep is no joking matter. It can be an honour, priviledge, but no joking matter.
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Sunday 17 January 2010
Wushu. When the enemy's pain is not enough.
Hello peepos. how's life treating you and such and such and yet more blah. MIPOE here. You all may know wushu. Wushu. NOT WOOSHOOOO!.
Hello peepos. how's life treating you and such and such and yet more blah. MIPOE here. You all may know wushu. Wushu. NOT WOOSHOOOO!.
Wushu is the art of inflicting pain on yourself before the opponent does. and so you get the first blood bonus... oh wait. Wrong subject. You inflict pain on yourself in a variety of ways, mostly involving your groin. You jump, do a split in mid-air and fall down in that position. Ouch. You smash your foot onto your hand and get a SMACK!. Ouch. And you also smash your face into a book.. oh... Wrong time. Wushu is partially retarded to the audience. Maybe not, but yeah. It's retarded to those with a sense of art, those WITHOUT a sense of art, male, female, OM, and in between.
Men have GUNS for god's sake. what the heck do you need martial arts for? in a war of martial art vs. modern arts, modern arts wins. Landslide victory. Literally. And even better, by the time ONE manoeuvre (YES. that's the correct spelling) is completed, I'd have somewhere between 10 to 50 (no, no VULGARITIES.) bullets somewhere in his gut, and various other places to gory to mention.
So now we have a HEADSHOT. sure, wushu may feel cool to you, but please, PLEASE, spare a thought for the poor audience's eyes. the silence screams :" AAARGH! MY EYES!!" So if it gives you a sense of self achievement, or anything like that that you might want to feel again, DO IT IN A ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS AND A METAL DOOR.(Borat?) MIPOE is feeling an obscure Kuzco reference coming up. Soon.
Oh dear. anyway, we have the completely "professional" wushu "exponents " act on stage. the last words of the MIPOE today? "Me no likey."
So now we have a HEADSHOT. sure, wushu may feel cool to you, but please, PLEASE, spare a thought for the poor audience's eyes. the silence screams :" AAARGH! MY EYES!!" So if it gives you a sense of self achievement, or anything like that that you might want to feel again, DO IT IN A ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS AND A METAL DOOR.(Borat?) MIPOE is feeling an obscure Kuzco reference coming up. Soon.
Oh dear. anyway, we have the completely "professional" wushu "exponents " act on stage. the last words of the MIPOE today? "Me no likey."
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Thursday 14 January 2010
Pooflinger. Name synonymous(e) with mousehunt. WHAT? no, we don't catch poo that he throws and shape them into mice! Tak part in the charge of thousands of lifeless zombies oh...HUNTERS in a quest to UNLOCK A MOUSE PICTURE every 15 minutes. We zom.. HUNTERS sound a horn that looks more like a trumpet, and go on hunts we cannot see to catch pictu.. MICE. it's a game for lifeless zombies or Mr.OM. alright. PROFESSIONAL GAMERS. Okay. Enough. Mice range from cute:
Oops. nevermind. You guys should know by now that this is a pretty lame and lifeless fun game to play right? so welcome to zombie central the professional's playing field. this is where we all socialise and make friends. So sure. Since I'm the MIPOE/ MIPITU, you just HAVE to agree with me right? but nope. this time you don't have to. this time, you MUST. anyway, there are times when Mr.OM hates you and you streak-catch a lot of mice, and others when the Devs hate you and you streak-lose a lot of gold. AND SO... this is a extraordinarily fun game to play, resulting in severe index finger spasms and ensuring that you have enough to do during those 13 or so hours at home. And I will guarantee you, this is no more fun than the LIFELESS games called DoTA, MapleStory,GetAmped. Sure I'm going to get bombed for this, but what the heck.
to fairly appealing.
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Your Profile here.
yeah. like hell I'll tell YOU.