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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

As one united group of idiots we ran. For what goddamn reason I have ABSOLUUTELY no clue. I mean, 3 or more classes running in one bloody small cramped place. For crying out loud, I nearly couldn't breathe. Anyway, we ran. The fetid smell of dead rats and rotten eggs hung in the air. Then I realised it was the BO. (I reeeally gotta stop getting sidetracked right). so here. we ran a set distance that seems to change every few times we run. (the distance seeming a lot looonger every time). As the cynical MIPOE, (most important person on earth), It's my job to well, be cynical and make snide remarks at passers-by that they SHOUD STOP HOGGING THE ROAD THEMSELVES AND JUST SHUT UP.
So back to the distance. (for like, the fourth time or something) We trust the people in charge to set the distance. I, my friends, and the rest of the united group of idiots run the distance. who in hell knows what the real distance is? they say it's 2.4 km. To all of us, it's like 2.4 million light years. unless youre JTH. he's cheating. So how the heck do we know that it's not really 2.4 million light years? we don't. as simple as that. I'll bet at least 50 people would rather decide to SWIM 2.4 kilometres. So while most of the people are lords of gays, (gaylords)like those who passed, we had to trudge along the belief-defying, life-threatening, bullshit-flying, volcano-erupting, DoTA-playing road to salvation, eating our own kind just to stay alive. Really? hahahahahahaha. no.
but seriously. the ultimate question in the torture is... (insert goddamn drum roll or some sort of suspense building random noise) IS IT TWO POINT FOUR, OR TWO POINT MORE? our roving reporter counterpart Donald Trump agrees that it's TWO POINT MORE. how about you? I agree. SO SHOULD YOU.

Labels: 2.4 or 2. more?

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